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Abortion:
- Corn Pop Party doesn’t support abortion
- Kai wants to save the children
- Wants as many children in the world as possible
- Kai is very conscious about the environment
- He wants to keep the world a safe place for the children
- And wants to make sure he stays alive for the kids for many years to come
- Corn Pop Party does not support the use and manufacturing of guns
- Kai wants to prevent school shootings and protect all of the children
- He believes that the best way to settle a disagreement is a wrestling match
- He especially likes arguing with kids
- The Corn Pop Party is an extreme advocate for good education
- He wants to fund a preschool right by the Whitehouse so he can visit and inspire the kids.
- The Corn Pop Party supports space exploration
- Kai wants to build a private house in space where he can take kids to teach then about space.
- The Corn Pop Party prioritizes helping struggling nations
- Kai wants to fund the travel of kids from struggling countries to America. Kai will have a safe and warm home built where the children will be fed.
- He will even give up his own bed to help the kids.
- The Corn Pop Party wants to avoid violent conflicts with other countries unless absolutely necessary.
- To add on to that, Kai is worried about all the young men that could be killed in a war. While he usually prioritizes children under 15, he still cares deeply for young people that are slightly older than 15.
- The Corn Pop party wants to boost the economy and provide more jobs to the American people.add more jobs. This would help support the kids.
Vice President Debate Notes
My fellow Americans, in Boulder Colorado, an earthquake with 8.7 magnitude hit, destroying much of the University of Colorado at Boulder. Over 25 student deaths have been confirmed, and over 30% of campus students have been reported missing. The damage is estimated to be over 120 million dollars, and months will follow before business as usual can even come close to coming back to the city.
Mr. McKinzie was asleep before the sound of an ice cream truck woke Him at 2:36 Pm ET, that was when Mr. Klatt revealed the news to him. Mr. McKinzie was deeply saddened and depressed with such heartfelt and sad emotions of unhappiness and unpleasantness. He immediately proceeded to the kitchen freezer to regain his thoughts. When he returned, he said to me, “I want to protect the children.”
Durning our team meeting Mr. McKinzie was clearly under a lot of stress and was working hard to find a way to control the situation. If he is elected, I hope the American People will understand what he will be walking into. Since the previous president completely ruined the U.S. economy by making it better. He worked for over an hour, brainstorming ideas until he found the perfect one.
If elected, Mr. McKinzie promises the American People that he will send all available school busses to Boulder Colorado to retrieve children 15 and under and bring them to his humble abode for protection until they have a safe place to go. He will feed, house, provide satisfaction and scented shampoo. He will even provide his own room for a place of rest. Throughout this whole charade of action not being taken by the current administration, Mr. McKinzie has said over and over again “I want to protect the children.” He will raise funds to build a carnival outside his home for another safe haven for the children. The funds from the carnival will be used to rebuild the school.
For a safer next generation Mr. McKinzie will do all in his power to give protection using his own home. If elected he will completely turn around, reverse, rotate, and with great spinning make America what it should be. For our next generation and For a Better America.
Mr. McKinzie was asleep before the sound of an ice cream truck woke Him at 2:36 Pm ET, that was when Mr. Klatt revealed the news to him. Mr. McKinzie was deeply saddened and depressed with such heartfelt and sad emotions of unhappiness and unpleasantness. He immediately proceeded to the kitchen freezer to regain his thoughts. When he returned, he said to me, “I want to protect the children.”
Durning our team meeting Mr. McKinzie was clearly under a lot of stress and was working hard to find a way to control the situation. If he is elected, I hope the American People will understand what he will be walking into. Since the previous president completely ruined the U.S. economy by making it better. He worked for over an hour, brainstorming ideas until he found the perfect one.
If elected, Mr. McKinzie promises the American People that he will send all available school busses to Boulder Colorado to retrieve children 15 and under and bring them to his humble abode for protection until they have a safe place to go. He will feed, house, provide satisfaction and scented shampoo. He will even provide his own room for a place of rest. Throughout this whole charade of action not being taken by the current administration, Mr. McKinzie has said over and over again “I want to protect the children.” He will raise funds to build a carnival outside his home for another safe haven for the children. The funds from the carnival will be used to rebuild the school.
For a safer next generation Mr. McKinzie will do all in his power to give protection using his own home. If elected he will completely turn around, reverse, rotate, and with great spinning make America what it should be. For our next generation and For a Better America.
Boulder Earthquake Press Release
Kai McKinzie never committed tax fraud. It was a mistake on behalf of our press secretary. We took immediate action to cleat up any mistakes made and any allegations made are false.
Scandal Response
Hi my name is “uhhh” Kai McKinzie. I’m the presidential candidate for the Corn Pop Party. I’m here asking for ice cream; I mean I’m asking for your vote.
(be passionate about the children)
Think of the children! If you don’t vote for me then a different president will get to sniff. I mean a different president will look after the children. Who would you want other than me to protect, provide, and hold the children close.
(pause and think with a smile how great it would be to hold little children)
No other party even mentions the children, but the Corn Pop Party loves kids. If I win the election, I will personally fund a preschool and elementary school to be built inside the White House right next to my personal bedroom.
(Smile and lick your lips thinking about little kids).
The future of America is held in the small, cute bodies of every child in the United States. If you let me have my way with them, and vote me for president, I’ll ensure the future is bright. Vote for the Corn Pop Party for America for ice cream, and for the Children!
(be passionate about the children)
Think of the children! If you don’t vote for me then a different president will get to sniff. I mean a different president will look after the children. Who would you want other than me to protect, provide, and hold the children close.
(pause and think with a smile how great it would be to hold little children)
No other party even mentions the children, but the Corn Pop Party loves kids. If I win the election, I will personally fund a preschool and elementary school to be built inside the White House right next to my personal bedroom.
(Smile and lick your lips thinking about little kids).
The future of America is held in the small, cute bodies of every child in the United States. If you let me have my way with them, and vote me for president, I’ll ensure the future is bright. Vote for the Corn Pop Party for America for ice cream, and for the Children!
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Parker, Colorado is the minor city office used in the Corn Pop Party campaign because it is very special to the President and the members of the Corn Pop Party. An ever growing community with an emphasis on driving towards success, Parker is one of the central base of operations for the Corn Pop Party.
Portland, Oregon is the second minor city that houses a campaign office. We decided on Portland Oregon because it connects our party to the West coast. It is also the home of a very bad soccer team, so our party thought we could possibly make them better if we made a campaign office.
Portland, Oregon is the second minor city that houses a campaign office. We decided on Portland Oregon because it connects our party to the West coast. It is also the home of a very bad soccer team, so our party thought we could possibly make them better if we made a campaign office.
2 Campaign Offices In Minor Cities
Dallas, Texas is the campaign office in a major city for the Corn Pop Party. We chose this city for multiple reasons. Our policy about an electrical fence on the southern border began in Texas. This is a major part of our campaign, so we felt it was important to create a campaign office to connect with out project. Finally, it is the hometown of some of Kai McKinzie's relatives, whom he would have an excuse to visit if our campaign office was in Dallas.
New York City is another major city that the Corn Pop Party uses to house a campaign office. This City was selected for two reasons. New York City is a huge city that is home to many people. By putting a campaign office in New York City, our campaign can reach more people. It also has many tall buildings that Kai likes.
Los Angeles, California, is another major city i for the Corn Pop Party for one main reason … abortion. California is the leading state with abortions. Since Kai doesn’t like abortions, he said put an office in California, so we did! Los Angeles is the most populated city in California. So that is why we are putting an office there.
New York City is another major city that the Corn Pop Party uses to house a campaign office. This City was selected for two reasons. New York City is a huge city that is home to many people. By putting a campaign office in New York City, our campaign can reach more people. It also has many tall buildings that Kai likes.
Los Angeles, California, is another major city i for the Corn Pop Party for one main reason … abortion. California is the leading state with abortions. Since Kai doesn’t like abortions, he said put an office in California, so we did! Los Angeles is the most populated city in California. So that is why we are putting an office there.