Kai McKinzie - Presidential Candidate
My name is Kai McKinzie. I am 32, no I think I'm 78. Anyway Corpop was a bad dude. Also I like sniffing kids.
Ryker Blom - Vice Presidential Candidate
I was born on January 16, 1973 in Pierre, South Dakota. I grew up with both of my parents and a younger brother. After I finished Highschool at Capital City Campus, I went to college from 1991-1999 at Buchanan Elementary School. where I became a lawyer. After serving my community, and protecting the rights of countless people, I became interested in politics. In 2002 I won the election for Governor of South Dakota. Now I live with my two sons, Billy and Bobby, and my beautiful wife Gertrude. I am running for Vice President because I believe in the values of the Corn Pop party, and want to make a positive impact in the world.
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Julian Klatt - Team Manager
I was born sometime between 1955 and 1994. I'm not really sure the exact date. I don't remember much about my life other than a few things. I know my name is Julian Klatt. I know that Cornpop was a bad dude. I know that I was the previous wife/husband/partner of Kai McKinzie. I'm glad to be working with him again, and hopefully I'll be able to win him over after Lucy stole him from me. If I look and act like a kid, maybe he'll try to marry me again.
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Caden Mason - Press Secretary
As a retired seaman in the Navy, I have seen my share of war and pain, which has made peace so much sweeter. I've never told a lie except to my Mother. I have been married two times in the span of five years and I have never met my children. I believe in family before country and country before mankind. Every man to his taste, minor-attracted persons, are my favorite persons. I am Caden "Top" Mason, the secretary for the Cornpop party. I also love Dinosaurs!!!
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Lucy McKinzie - First Lady
My name is Lucy (Holck) McKinzie. I am the lovely spouse of Kia McKenzie. I was born on May 29, 2008, on Snake Island, Brazil. I had a family of two parents, one brother, and two sisters. I graduated first in my class for software engineering at Harvard. After countless years of working for a company, I met Kai at the local skydiving event. We were both falling, when we locked eyes, and couldn’t stop staring at each other. After 2 months, he asked to be married, and said yes. I am now the spouse of Kai, with 2 boys, and 1 girl.
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